(Source: thebeatlesordie, via zrankfappa)
There you go anon!
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I’ve finally accepted that these people get what true happiness and love are.
(Source: judgesontoddlersandtiaras, via itsarocknrollthing)
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I’m not sorry
i am.
(via shelleybrownn)
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Hear that? That’s Sgt. Donny Donowitz. But you might know him better by his nickname: the Bear Jew.
(Source: kingschultzies, via britmarlinged)
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- smile and clap along
- have a sudden fit of coughing so you can awkwardly hide your face in your hands
- beat-box
- scream “dis my jAM” and jump on the table to break-dance
- sing amazing grace as loud as you possibly can until they stop singing to you
- go up to the closest person singing and hug them until they stop. however long it takes. keep holding them until they feel uncomfortable. bonus points for humming in their ear
- start a mosh pit
- striptease
(Source: narcimallows, via karkatvodkas)
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Between Two Ferns/Spring Break Anthem #WACKWEDNESDAYS (x)
(Source: feyminism, via britmarlinged)
—sometimes i see dudes on the internet like “ya i have a 10 inch dick” and then i eat a 6 inch subway sandwich and im looking at this sandwich and its like..idk how almost double that would be a good thing my vagina winces at the thought
it was 4am and i compared a penis to a sandwich
(via danielhoweller)
does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way
(Source: rigginsrigs, via cuntshapedbox)
(via cuntshapedbox)
(Source: kiruszna, via the-krusty-crew)
Things that make me laugh and other things.
